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Offline Telnaior

This topic is full of win and lulz.

Unrelatedly, why did this 'Ask ___' fad begin anyway?
Also, Should I make an 'Ask ___' topic too?
Also, What is your secret weakness?
Also, Is iji (www.remar.se/daniel/iji.php) awesome?
Also, why am I posting in an 'Ask ___' topic when I secretly vowed not to?
Also, should I waste my time by getting back in the TSC chat?

And in regards to the 3rd and 5th question,
* Emerl binds douglas to truthfulness via machinegun connected to lie detector


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This topic is full of win and lulz.

Unrelatedly, why did this 'Ask ___' fad begin anyway?
Magnum started it.
Also, Should I make an 'Ask ___' topic too?
No, you should ask me questions, for that is the path to wisdom.
Also, What is your secret weakness?
I have no secret weakness.  Some of my non-secret ones are: I'm very allergic to ibuprofen and asprin (as in two of either would probably hospitalise me); vodka makes me ill due to a bad experience (everyone seems to have one drink this is true of); as we saw in the marathon, I can't play S3&K; 3D Sonic makes me sad; I cannot get up at a sensible time in the morning unless the F1 is on; and I'd rather be right than happy.
Also, Is iji (www.remar.se/daniel/iji.php) awesome?
It may find itself elevated to the status of awesome if I play it.  In general I like and respect indie games, so it's got a good shot.  On the other hand that requires some free time, so don't expect it soon.
Also, why am I posting in an 'Ask ___' topic when I secretly vowed not to?
You can't keep away from my Field of Awesome.  It's like gravity, only with pwnage instead of mass.
Also, should I waste my time by getting back in the TSC chat?
Yes.  RPG's not around so the average IQ is running a little high.
And in regards to the 3rd and 5th question,
* Emerl binds douglas to truthfulness via machinegun connected to lie detector
You realise, of course, that polygraphs only detect stress, need calibrated/interpreted by actual peoples, and aren't 100% accurate?
* douglas has just ruined the premise of every daytime chat show on the planet
This topic has now been officially won by me.  Never mind, you might do better next time!
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Fine then. Should I make an '___ asks' topic instead?
* Emerl shot

Edit: Why am I still posting in 'Ask ___' threads?


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What level of awesomeness do I have?
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If I fused with you to combine my awesomeness with your awesomeness, what would happen?
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If Doug were forced to fuse with you to multiply your awesomeness together, a DIV BY 0 error would occur, you would explode, and Doug would return to his standard form, heightened with what little you know about Sonic that he doesn't.
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Why do I sometimes subconsciously sing those awesome 25-minute japanese medleys?
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Why do I sometimes subconsciously sing those awesome 25-minute japanese medleys?

How are you aware of them, then?
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Fine then. Should I make an '___ asks' topic instead?
* Emerl shot

No.  You have nothing worthwhile to contribute.

Edit: Why am I still posting in 'Ask ___' threads?

You can't tear yourself away from me.

What level of awesomeness do I have?

You have earned my respect (in gaming at least), which elevates you to Grade 3 Awesome.

If I fused with you to combine my awesomeness with your awesomeness, what would happen?
Obama++, with the ability to pwn at 2D and 3D Sonic.

Why do I sometimes subconsciously sing those awesome 25-minute japanese medleys?

Your perverse subconscious finds them catchy.  On the plus side it can obviously take in loads of info if it's multiple long medleys.
This topic has now been officially won by me.  Never mind, you might do better next time!
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I'm good with that.
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